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****- Distorted Impressions of Trent's Apple

Brutal Legend Demo Impressions The following is a series of tweets I put out while playing the demo for Brutal Legend. @Redertainment Beginning the Brutal Legend Demo now.9:09 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck Jack Black swearing FTMFW!9:12 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck I am so buying the soundtrack to Brutal Legend. The game as well, but definitely… Continue

Added by Redertainment on September 26, 2009 at 10:01pm — 1 Comment

****- Heretical And Incendiary Complaints

King of Pricks Last Sunday Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards and said something that garnered him much scorn and ridicule. I cannot provide an accurate account of what happened as I stopped watching the VMAs when I was twelve. Also a… Continue

Added by Redertainment on September 19, 2009 at 11:33pm — No Comments

****- Yelling Fire In A 1960's Reality Show

Yelling Fire! In A Crowded Office Hunter Red is entering the offices of the Redertainment Corporation of America. As he’s walking through the office he sees a new woman, in the office, pictured below. Hunter goes over to talk to her. Hunter- Hi. I’m not really observant, are you new… Continue

Added by Redertainment on September 13, 2009 at 9:10am — No Comments

****- Red Complains About Utah Politics, AGAIN!

Gov. Gary Herbert’s Comments on 8/27/2009 After his first press conference on August 27th, much was made about new Utah Gov. Gary Herbert’s comments about homosexuality. Here are those comments in full. ROD DECKER, KUTV-2: Salt Lake City, the Becker… Continue

Added by Redertainment on September 6, 2009 at 11:41am — No Comments

****- Red Returns

Added by Redertainment on August 29, 2009 at 9:10am — No Comments

Anouncement Delayed

Added by Redertainment on August 15, 2009 at 9:44pm — No Comments

****- (500) Days Of Orgs

(500) Days Of Summer Have you ever felt like you were alone? Completely and utterly alone? There’s absolutely no one around you at all. You can hear every footstep, every breath, every utterance echo like you were in a great cavern. Have you ever felt like you were alone? I have experienced this on several occasions. Afte… Continue

Added by Redertainment on August 8, 2009 at 10:04pm — No Comments

****- EXCLAMATION!!!

Behold! The Cavalcade Of Suck! Coming live to the E Center of West Valley City, two formerly relevant whiny rock bands converge to see if they can create a musical black hole! … Continue

Added by Redertainment on August 2, 2009 at 2:00am — No Comments

****- Hot Women Read My Blog? ORLY?

First Paris Hilton, Now Mischa Barton, Who's The Next Worthless Bitch To Encroach On My Hobby! Recently a new trailer all but confirmed all of the villains that will appear in the hotly anticipated Batman: Arkham Asylum. However, like many other games, some late changes have been made to this game's villain lineup. None o… Continue

Added by Redertainment on July 26, 2009 at 10:49am — No Comments

****- Renegades, Recommends, and Flailing Penises

Sarah Palin, Renegade She was a governor, and good at her job. But she committed the ultimate sin, crossing the liberal elites that run the mainstream media. Media that tried to kill her career, but got her underage daughter instead. Framed for being insane, now she prowls the open seas. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a hockey mom, a R… Continue

Added by Redertainment on July 19, 2009 at 9:19am — No Comments

****- Death, Flames, and Rubber Gloves

Tiger Woods PGA 10 Wii Review Hunter Red is at his doctor's office waiting to be examined. Hunter is sitting on the exam table when his doctor, Dr. Whitmore, enters with Hunter's chart in his hand. Dr. Whitmore- So, Mr. Hunter- Hunter Red- It's Mr. Red.… Continue

Added by Redertainment on July 12, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

****- Romanticizing The Media Obsession

Added by Redertainment on July 5, 2009 at 11:01am — No Comments

****- Jaw Dropping Fetid Creature Landscapes

Added by Redertainment on June 28, 2009 at 10:39am — No Comments

****- Let Me Be Clear, This Is A Satire

Added by Redertainment on June 21, 2009 at 11:13am — No Comments

****- The Dominant And Purvasive Dance Trend Continues

The Real Pervasive Threat Lately, North Korean and their dictator Kim Jong Il have been making waves internationally by testing a number of high explosives. These tests have ruffled the feathers of many nations, including the United States. However, a high level Pentagon source says that Kim Jong Il is not the most troubling figure out there wi… Continue

Added by Redertainment on June 14, 2009 at 10:08am — No Comments

****-Shocking Unveilings For Rocktober Brides

Project NATALIE? Among the things revealed at Monday's Microsoft E3 Press Conference was Project NATAL. Project NATAL promises a gaming experience where you are the controller, literally. Project NATAL looks to b… Continue

Added by Redertainment on June 7, 2009 at 11:15am — No Comments

****- Unknown Soldier Chris Adler Eats Eminem

Dead Pixel Live: The Movie In a world where the powers that be restrict the media from saying anything deemed to be revolutionary, the people are yearning for a voice. This is not a yearning that they openly express, for fear of being dragged off by the powers that be, but they feel it none the less. Three rebels dare to say to the powers… Continue

Added by Redertainment on May 31, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

Pay Up Zappy

Added by Redertainment on May 25, 2009 at 10:04pm — No Comments

****- 4,1,4,2,4,3,4

3D Realms Is No More 3D Realms, the studio behind Duke Nukem, has gone out of business. Sources inside 3D Realms has yet to confirm this, but we expect confirmation within the next few days. Abstinence Only Sex-Ed Works* After she was reveled to be… Continue

Added by Redertainment on May 24, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

****- Random Generated Disappointing Apocalyptic Brunch

Mass Effect Review I have a neighbor, Alberto, who's really into horse racing. He reads a mountain of racing literature, does meticulous research into all of the top breeders, and knows the bloodline of Secretariat by heart. For a long time it was his dream to go to Louisville, Kentucky and witness the Kentucky D… Continue

Added by Redertainment on May 17, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

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